5. Now, Miami’s own Kiki on The River has a version of the drink, the Kiki Mule made with vodka, mango puree and some cayenne pepper for an extra kick. Ratings and reviews. We were not disappointed. We asked to be on the water and she said "there are no tables and i can't ask people to leave" sarcastically. Yay dips. Kiki On The River, Miami: See 295 unbiased reviews of Kiki On The River, rated 3.5 of 5 on Tripadvisor and ranked #796 of 4,585 restaurants in Miami. The guy running the docks was awful. How is Kiki on The River restaurant rated? Sat., 01-09. There was actually one table on the water free. Save. Kiki On The River, Miami: See 293 unbiased reviews of Kiki On The River, rated 3.5 of 5 on Tripadvisor and ranked #778 of 4,581 restaurants in Miami. Kiki on The River is rated 4.5 stars by 662 OpenTable diners. 20:00. Mediterran eats with water views. 53 ft center console. See all restaurants in Miami. Don’t waste your time. (GO BIG 150/4-6PPL) KIKI DO YOU LOVE ME Grey Goose La Poire, St. Germain, Andros Williams Pear Puree, Fresh Lime. Many countries many yachts...pulling up to KiKi Miami style greeted by if I remember correctly Charles the guy at the dock friendly and handsome...very hospitable, made us feel welcome...thank you KiKi for such an amazing night...next stop Monaco! Mount Olympus option - MP, Faroe-Island Salmon, Asian Pears, Truffle Salt, Truffle Oil, Yuzu Lemon, Ahi Tuna, Truffle Pearls, Yuzu Kosho, Micro Rainbow Greens, Olive Oil, Dressed in Ladolemono, topped with Sea Salt Flakes atop Tzatziki, Chopped Romaine Heart, Pita "Croutons" shredded Kefalograviera Cheese, Tomato, Peppers, Red Onion, Cucumber, Feta Cheese, Kalamata Olives, Oregano, Red Wine Vinegar, Olive Oil, Baby Arugula, Walnuts, Sundried Tomato, Grapes, Goat Cheese, Hearts of Palm, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Prosciutto, Spanish Chorizo, Saucisson Sec, fried Feta Cheese, Walnuts, Kalamata Olives, Sweety Peppers, Thyme Honey, Watermelon, Feta Cheese, on a bed of Baby Arugula, Kalamata Olives, drizzled with Balsamic Dressing, topped with Micro Mint, Fried Zucchini and Eggplant, served with Tzatziki, Lightly fried Kefalograviera, Lemon, Oregano, Black Mussels in a White Wine, Tomato, and Garlic Sauce Served with Grilled Ciabatta Bread, Olive Oil Braised, served with Red Onions, Fried Capers, Olive Oil and Parsley, Jumbo Lump Crab, Peppers, Onions, Lemon Aioli, Greek Style Meatballs, served with Ladolemono Sauce, Marinated Chicken Breast served with Tzatziki and Ladolemono Sauce, Jumbo Shrimp, sauteed and finished with Grated Tomato Sauce topped with Feta Cheese, Greek Oregano, and Olive Oil, Black Angus New York Sirloin topped with Crispy Parsnips, Thyme Oil, Black Angus Filet served atop a Puree of Yukon Gold Lemon Potato, Duo of Lamb Rack and T-Bones, served with Carrot/Harrisa Scented Puree, Lemon Potato, Served on a Bed of Quinoa with Assorted Peppers, Cucumber, Scallion Oil, Pine Nuts and Sumac, Grilled Salmon, topped with Grated Tomato Sauce, Feta Cheese, Greek Oregano, and Olive Oil, Free Range Organic Chicken, served with Baby Gem Potato, finished with Black Garlic, Avgolemono Emulsion, Grilled Lobster and Alaskan King Crab, Served with Drawn Butter and Lemon Potato, Oven Roasted, served with an assortment of Selected Grilled Vegetables, Greek Honey Mustard Sauce, Assorted Mushrooms, Hen of Woods, Beech, Crimini, Yukon Gold Potato, finished with Oregano, Lemon, Olive Oil, Zucchini, Yellow Squash, Asparagus, Peppers, Olive Oil, Sea Salt, Pan tossed with Shrimp, Spinach, Garlic, Grape Tomato, Olive Oil, topped with Feta, $299. Restaurants are struggling due to Covid. And to top it off... we waited and waited and waited for someone to come back to the table but no one did, so I went over to them and asked for the check. We were offered to have a great and delicious dinner by the server. Yay pita. “thank you for confirming, we look forward to seeing you”. We were told we’d be seated outside and we were put in the back by the kitchen. Decor is nice. I booked a table here 34 day’s before my 30th birthday. I never cancelled, this absolutely ruined my birthday. And no exaggeration it tasted like layers of glazed pastry. 1 star, thumbs down, awful business.More, I went to dinner Saturday night to celebrate a friend’s birthday, we were a party of 8 and our reservation was at 7:00 pm, we were not even sitting at the table, when we were told by the waiter that we were only allowed to...be there for 2 hours, we asked her if we wanted to stay what we could do, they said we could have a bottle service, which is not unheard off, this is Miami after all. Such good food and such a fun stop here! Claimed. Opens in 27 min: See all hours. My...boyfriend made a reservation for his 30th Birthday 34 DAYS AHEAD of time and confirmed the day before per their email. be there for 2 hours, we asked her if we wanted to stay what we could do, they said we could have a bottle service, which is not unheard off, this is Miami after all. This place is really pricey.. For that amount of money, I think the least they could do is wait for some one to have their coffee.. Just to mention the tables beside ours were only with drinks and appetizers but some how they got to stay, very young people.. maybe we were not cool enough.. anyway We will not be back, not I would really recommend that you spend your money there. Find a table. Service terrible especially considering that we dropped a fat tab. Don't waste your $$$$. 291 reviews #643 of 2,752 Restaurants in Miami €€€€ Seafood Mediterranean Greek. Very expense for what is is, not worth the price. 20:00. Duration 1 H. Group size UP to guests. All photos (169) All photos (169) Reserve a table. Pitas back alright! Would come back. Actually our entire trip. These are the types of places that give Miami a bad name. Thu, 28/01. The food was good but the pretentious atmosphere was such a turn off. 2. 28 CASA PICANTE 20:00. 77.8k Followers, 5,997 Following, 1,492 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Kiki Miami (@kikiontheriver) Instead of accommodating us, he turned...a party of six away . Our server was fantastic and made our experience at Kiki that much more fun. The rest of the food was average at best. The food was not bad but they took a while to bring it. 4. Save. Then we sat there for more than 20 minutes - there was wait staff every where but apparently no one knew who was looking after our table, until we flagged someone down and asked. She moved us closer but not on the water, then ten minutes later, right in front of us, a family arrived and were seated at another table. So in summary.... Horrible arrival experience and we felt totally disregarded within the first 5 minutes.... very average food..... wait staff that simply do not care.... overpriced (though if the food was good I would have been fine with that price). Closed now: See all hours. We arrived at 8pm on time, on our boat, and they told me that my reservation was canceled. I repeat, even with a reservation; do not bother coming here for a special occasion. We offer valet services and street parking. Reserve a table at Kiki On The River, Miami on Tripadvisor: See 295 unbiased reviews of Kiki On The River, rated 3.5 of 5 on Tripadvisor and ranked #818 of 4,586 restaurants in Miami. … 450 NW North River Dr, Miami, FL 33128-1628 +1 786-502-3243 Website Menu. The brainchild of nightlife pro Roman Jones, former Philippe Chow Miami managing partner, Aris Nanos, hospitality executive Lee Lyon and creative director Mark Lehmkuhl, it gives guests a slice of Greek Islands without ever having to leave Miami. The hostess that we called was fabulous, the waiters were fantastic! 293 reviews #660 of 2,757 Restaurants in Miami ₹₹₹₹ Seafood Mediterranean Greek. If you are a resident of another country or region, please select the appropriate version of Tripadvisor for your country or region in the drop-down menu. My concern here is that this was homophobic behaviour and we were treated differently because we were a male couple (Kikis is a hangout for young partying girls - I guess we don't fit that bill so they didn't care to look after us in anyway) I was all set at this point to leave a 10% tip (which I have NEVER in my life done) but of course.... there was a 21% gratuity already loaded in. 3. Honeymoon dinner was absolutely fabulous! We were very full with it and even took some home.Music , atmosphere is amazing as well.Will be happy to come back again. No salads. Can a vegan person get a good meal at this restaurant? Please sign in to record your input. We asked to be on the water and she said "there are no tables and i can't ask people to leave" sarcastically. Romantic and contemporary, the riverside restaurant embraces the Greek islands’ hospitality and spirit with the service and style of a romantic island garden restaurant & lounge. If you’re not part of the fake nightlife industry FORGET 100% coming here EVEN WITH A RESERVATION. Can a vegetarian person get a good meal at this restaurant? Hostess girls were not the most inviting but servers were great. I wouldn’t recommend going to Seaspice, Casablanca or American Social better than this. 2. This restaurant is an absolute scam. The worst part... it was a surprise for my boyfriend's birthday and it was ruined by all of this.More. The service was incredible with Suzzett going above and beyond to make sure we were 100% happy with our experience. This dinner ruined our entire evening. {"baseUrl":"http://www.opentable.com","environment":"prod-sc","hostName":"mesos-agent235-prod-sc.otsql.opentable.com:31011","language":"en","releaseName":"start-page-docker_teamcity_2.0.10457","requestId":"0357a72f-5784-4d90-8b0c-8f0046cbf81a"}. 1 star, thumbs down, awful business. Claimed. She moved us closer but not on the water, then ten minutes later, right in front of us, a family arrived and were seated at another table. All photos (169) All photos (169) Reserve a table. Weekdays, join us for romantic waterfront dining by celebrated Chef Steve Rhee. Claimed. 2. Don’t waste your time. I probably would have enjoyed the restaurant more if the host and hostess had made a better first impression. This place is an absolute joke. and moved them". The food is average. 2. The ambiance is great and it was a beautiful day to be sitting on their beautiful deck. However, they canceled on us while we were out on the water with no reason or a heads up and made up a bunch of ridiculous excuses until they finally owned up to it but still refused to sit us. Reserve a table at Kiki On The River, Miami on Tripadvisor: See 293 unbiased reviews of Kiki On The River, rated 3.5 of 5 on Tripadvisor and ranked #777 of 4,571 restaurants in Miami. They make sure you can't hear each other and leave as soon as possible. Copyright © 2021 OpenTable, Inc. 1 Montgomery St Ste 700, San Francisco CA 94104 - All rights reserved. We ordered baklava for dessert, as it was apparently their specialty. Lesen Sie Bewertungen, betrachten Sie die Speisekarte und Fotos und buchen Sie Online-Reservierungen für Kiki on The River. If you believe this review should be removed from OpenTable, please let us know and someone will investigate. 293 reviews #659 of 2,748 Restaurants in Miami $$$$ Seafood Mediterranean Greek. A flare of greek food, I'm not sure the owner knows what greek food is. The worst part... it was a surprise for my boyfriend's birthday and it was ruined by all of this. Ratings and reviews. We tried talking to the managers but their customer service was absolutely unacceptable and not helpful. This was such a special occasion, we had rented a Yacht for his birthday and we all pulled up to their dock right on time for the reservation. Kiki On The River. Bar Dining, Bar/Lounge, Beer, Cocktails, Corkage Fee, Dancing, Entertainment, Full Bar, Happy Hour, Outdoor dining, View, Wine. Add to cart reservation. Kiki On The River. Kiki On The River; Search. A boho-chic, waterfront venue sets the stage for traditional versions of Greek cuisine. Embracing the hospitality and spirit of the Greek islands, Kiki on The River is heralded for it meticulously-scuffed elegance that only a windswept waterfront garden can provide. Reviews can only be made by diners who have eaten at this restaurant. I took my boyfriend there for his birthday as we'd heard about it and hadn't been able to get a table. Save. Kiki on the River Description. boyfriend made a reservation for his 30th Birthday 34 DAYS AHEAD of time and confirmed the day before per their email. They asked to be on the water and the girl said "sure. Nothing good to say and I will NEVER go back. Claimed. This place is an absolute joke. Is Kiki on The River currently accepting reservations? The plating is worse...then a corner suberb dinner.More. The gorgeous waterfront restaurant Kiki on the River is as good a place as any to toast to love. Reservation required prior. We will definitely be back. Great place for a birthday party or bachelor party. Kiki On The River: Highly recommend for depression - See 295 traveler reviews, 169 candid photos, and great deals for Miami, FL, at Tripadvisor. 293 reviews #660 of 2,760 Restaurants in Miami $$$$ Seafood Mediterranean Greek. The aptly named Kiki on the River has officially debuted in the area this week after almost a year of anticipation. Find a table. Features Included drinks and equipment. 450 NW North River Dr, Miami, FL 33128-1628 +1 786-502-3243 Website Menu. Yes, you can generally book this restaurant by choosing the date, time and party size on OpenTable. Restaurant was beautiful and food was delicious. I confirmed the day before our reservation per their email that it was my birthday and their website told me...“thank you for confirming, we look forward to seeing you”. OpenTable is part of Booking Holdings, the world leader in online travel and related services. Kiki on The River is a Greek restaurant in Miami, FL. Ratings and reviews. Arrived with a party of 6 and a. Overall we made the most but not a way to begin a meal. Are you sure you want to delete this answer? Claimed. Closed now: See all hours. We tried talking to the managers but their customer service was absolutely unacceptable and not helpful. Find a table. We ordered almost every item on the list, the ketchup was the best item. Note: your question will be posted publicly on the Questions & Answers page. 20:00. I’ve never had such attentive service at a beautiful Miami restaurant like KIki on the River. Read reviews, view the menu and photos, and make bookings online for Kiki on The River. Sat, 06/02. Closed now: See all hours. I ordered the lamb - medium, and it came out so rare that it was fully raw inside. 4. I complained and they moved us to a table that was better but not on the water. To begin with, the boat docking fee is totally insane: $125 Read reviews, view the menu and photos, and make reservations online for Kiki on The River. Amazing dinner with my family. See all restaurants in Miami. BLUE DRAGON (Luxury) Casa Dragones Tequila, fresh lime juice, Blue Agave, Prickly Pear Pure. 5. Kiki On The River, Miami: See 293 unbiased reviews of Kiki On The River, rated 3.5 of 5 on Tripadvisor and ranked #778 of 4,577 restaurants in Miami. Food absolutely fantastic!More, Wow - such a bad, bad experience in every way. Minimum age Y.O. Then we sat there for more than 20 minutes - there was wait staff every where but apparently no one knew who was looking after our table, until we flagged someone down and asked. We had an delicious lunch at this very relaxing restaurant , it is very relaxing and beautiful.. service was excellent. Save. Chose this restaurant because of its unique location, great vibe, and Mediterranean menu. We saw him serving other tables, but I guess he decided he was done with us, so then we just had to ask random waiters for help. This was such a special occasion, we had rented a Yacht for his birthday and we all pulled up to their dock right on time for the reservation. The food was not bad but they took a while to bring it. Two words: garbage. The guy on the dock was AWFUL for business. Our waiter decided halfway through the experience to never come back. more, Seafood, Mediterranean, Greek, Vegetarian Friendly, Gluten Free Options, Reservations, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Valet Parking, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Free Wifi, Table Service, SpringHill Suites Miami Downtown/Medical Center, Black Police Precinct and Courthouse Museum. So book a couple seats this Valentine's Day (and, trust us, ask to sit outside). My advice.... NOT WORTH THE VISIT! Was funish. ABOUT KIKI ON THE RIVER: Heralding a new dining experience on the Miami River, Kiki on the River is Miami’s top indoor/outdoor new dining destination. Share. Too much noise. Refined Greek Restaurant Introduces Modern Spin on Old World, Traditional Greek Cuisine, In a Whimsical Waterfront Garden Setting. 1. Share. So it was around 9:30, we were having our desserts, all very rush.. my friend asked for another drink and a coffee, he was denied because it said our time was up.. we spend $1600 at this place and we were willing to pay for a bottle to stay. The guy on the dock was AWFUL for business. I find that extremely unacceptable. Kiki On The River. Our waiter decided halfway through the experience to never come back. My concern here is that this was homophobic behaviour and we were treated differently because we were a male couple (Kikis is a hangout for young partying girls - I guess we don't fit that bill so they didn't care to look after us in anyway) Kiki On The River; Search. Check out the video of the amazing party we threw. 450 NW North River Dr, Miami, FL 33128-1628 +1 786-502-3243 Website Menu. Kiki on the River really gets it right when it comes to putting a modern spin on traditional Greek cuisine and décor. Anytime Sat from about 3p onward, and Sun it gets really going starting around 2 or 3’ish. Also waited over an hour WITH a reservation.... it was worth it for the vibes and experience but would most likely not eat dinner here again, and just visit for after dinner snacks/drinks. Said he had all ducks reserved, so we rafted off another boat. Kiki On The River; Search. a party of six away . The rest of the food was average at best. 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